Telekinetic Speeches

My favorite shirt which turns 9 this Feb. 23 has been damaged in all aspects possible— gaping holes on the shoulder area, sleeves loosely hanging from the rest of the shirt, stains which cannot be removed. So I made an attempt at fixing it.

There:

Then, I compared my work with normal shirts.

 No wonder my home economics teacher would not give me something higher than a grade of 75 back in elementary school.